Texts From Last Night.

Well today is a grey day which is never fun, the dullness of days like these always seems to make me slightly moody and depressed. They make me feel yucky like dirty bathwater...so what is better to lighten ones' mood, than a bit of comedy. And this site always makes me laugh...hard and out loud! It's called texts From Last Night, and it is exactly what you're thinking it is, please go check it out. Its hilarious!!! Here are a few of the posts just to wet your appetite, hope it lightens the mood...Drunk people are terrible but really, really funny!!

"Dear Tongue, can't touch this. Love Elbow"

"I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick."

"Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?"

"Well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it"

"I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise."

"I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again."

"FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk."

"I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY."

"You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops"

"I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it."

Hope it at least made you smile :) G